Our Story

We were just two young developers with stars in our eyes and LLM-dreams in our hearts — Tony in Canadia, me in the United States — when we took that Greyhound Bus and went to the big cities to try our fortunes.

Once there, we learned that AI-powered no longer meant Anonymous Indians were building your platform overseas to save you money but instead meant your company was using “Artificial Intelligence” to offer free random hallucinations to your users. We heard large companies call their users’ lives “shareholder value” and offer huge bonuses to the designers and engineers who could trap the most users for the longest time using only cat videos and Instamodels as clickbait.

Tony and I clutched our pearls and ran for the exit before someone made us join the lunchline for free sushi and pushed us into a psilocybin pod for our afternoon power nap.

Since then, our records have been pretty squeaky clean other than one unfortunate incident with the water llamas in Thailand. Graciously, the King did expunge our records in exchange for our tutoring his daughters in calculus all summer. From prison.

I now live in Austin Texas with my family, and Tony lives in an undisclosed location north of the border, far from Flock Cameras and the eye of Peter Sauron.

Our Promise to You

Tony & I believe that each of you has something great inside and the question of your life is whether you will find the time and focus to share it with the world. To give you a space to do this is our goal, as well as give you a few smiles along the way.

We promise that Sukha will always be free-range, dairy-free, full of gluten and farm-fed with only non-GMO electrons. To the extent that we can control it, our data centers shall be solar and wind-powered and we’ll endeavor to keep the content on the site non-partisan, friendly and vegan-free. If you see violations of this code of conduct, please email me directly at Support@Microsoft.com.

No GPUs were harmed in the making of this message.

p.s. I’m kidding. Canadia doesn’t have any big cities.